Zappa live in Ljubljana, 1975 – Stinkfoot/The Poodle Lecture

Ljubljana, Yugoslavia, November 22nd 1975

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0:09

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Mothers Of Invention Ljubljana Extravaganza, featuring Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Norma Bell on alto saxophone and little plain blue shoes, Andre Lewis on keyboards, Little Skinny Terry Ted Bozzio on frigidaire, Roy Ralph Mole-Man Guacamole Tutto-Mole Estrada on bass, ladies and gentlemen, and yours truly Todd Rundgren on guitar.

In the dark Where all the fevers grow (fevers grow) Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin’ (Mornin’) By yer radio Do the walls close in t’suffocate ya You ain’t got no friends . . . An’ all the others: they hate ya Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go? Well, let me straighten you out Get yer shoes ‘n socks on people, it’s right aroun’ the corner! Out through the night An’ the whisperin’ breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases Out through the night An’ the whisperin’ breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases . . . Now scientists call this stupid disease Bromidrosis And well they should But us regular English-speaking ladies and gentlemen Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of: STINK FOOT How true that is Y’know, my python boot is too tight I couldn’t get it off last night A week went by, an’ now it’s July I finally got that sonofabitch off An’ my girl-friend cry “You got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin’ Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain’t lyin’, Can you rinse it off, d’you suppose?”

3:07

Bring the slippers, little puppy… Now let me ask you a question, does this look like a little puppy to you? How many say yes? How many say no? OK. we’re dealing with an audience with a very limited imagination tonight.. Let me convince you of one thing, ladies and gentlemen of Ljubljana, or wherever the fuck you’re coming from tonight… And some of you Italians, too. We don’t wanna leave you Trieste folks out … this is the puppy for tonight, believe me, this is the puppy, the [Levis] puppy, and has… wait a minute, wait a minute … this puppy, this [Levi]-manufactured puppy … has refused to bring me the slippers and that means it must be punished!

7:47

Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, about this dog, please remember, this dog is now, believe me, this dog is now a poodle. Do you have poodles in Ljubljana? OK. Let me tell you a little bit about the history of the poodle. When god first made the poodle it was a regular looking dog and had hair evenly distributed all over it’s tiny canine body. Then god made man and made woman out of the man. And as soon as the woman saw the poodle she made the man buy her a pair of scissors.

Now, the man, because he was a chump, bought the scissors for the woman. The woman took the scissors to the poodle and trimmed it. Right around here, fixed his nose to look like that, took a little bit off the middle, left a little bit on the end of the tail, a little bit on each foot, down there, down there, down there, down there and on this foot here and on this foot here and on this foot here, on this one here and a little bit more on this foot over here. Now this made the poodle one of the ugliest fuckin’ things you’ve ever seen in your life.

But did the woman care? No, she didn’t care what it looked like so long as it’s little nose was always wet his little tongue was always big and his little fuzzy feet always reached up and scratched on either side of that hairy little orifice between mom’s legs. And I am sure you realize deep down inside of your little Yugoslavian souls what I am really talking about. Now in case you don’t I’ll spell it right out for you – this poodle is eating your mother’s pussy live on stage in Ljubljana tonight, and we have a song about it and the song goes like this:


  • besedilo v oglatih oklepajih je nerazumljivo ali pa je najboljši približek temu, kar se mi zdi, da pove. Če kdo razvozla te manjkajoče dele, bom hvaležen.
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25 odgovorov to “Zappa live in Ljubljana, 1975 – Stinkfoot/The Poodle Lecture”

  1. Dinozaver komentira:

    O, nisem vedel, da je bil FZ pri nas. In ravno o pravem času. Če so igrali še ostale stvari iz Apostrophe, potem je moralo biti za krepat smešno.

  2. seamus komentira:

    ja posnetek se kr neha … :mrgreen: in da bo zadeva še hujša – takrat se nism še niti rodil. In pol je blo vsega konc in zj mamo pa Britney, da se ji lohk kao smejemo …

  3. trip komentira:

    @seamus: tale z Britney je pa nizka…

  4. seamus komentira:

    @trip – recimo video britney nakupuje In potem to objavijo vsi in imajo ful gledanost in vsi klikajo in iščejo … Bizarno Pa sj ni samo ona – bi blo bolš da bi napisal britney, ker mislim na splošno.

  5. Kašpar komentira:

    Sicer nima veze s postom:

    Zdravo, mogoče ne veš: pripravljamo blogesko srečanje v Škofji Loki – sobota, 2. februar ob 16.00 v Jesharni. Prideš?

    Prijaviš se lahko tukaj.

  6. Mr. Mojo komentira:

    @seamus: posnetek se neha, ker se začne naslednji komad, Dirty Love (to je bila dokaj standardna set lista). Te zanima? To sem pred leti dloadal prek useneta, zato je šlo dokaj hitro v pozabo.

    @Kašpar: v soboto špilam v Kr. gori. Vseeno, hvala za povabilo!

  7. seamus komentira:

    @Mr. Mojo – me ja. Zappa je en tak zanimiv tič, ki ga nism še nikoli pošteno raziskal, ker nekateri komadi so mi čist mem. Tole je pa zanimiva zadeva in pol mal po youtube pobrskam in vidm da ima par interesantnih zadev. Take rare posnetki so pa sploh dobrodošli :D

  8. Stratoblogster komentira:

    Excellent post! Zappa was the man!!!

  9. Mr. Mojo komentira:

    @Stratoblogster: I am glad you liked it. :) check out my Mojocaster posts, I think you’ll like them. They are in Slovenian, but the pics and the specs are pretty self-explanatory. I am making two more strats at the moment. Maybe some day one of my guitars ill make your Strat For Friday or Pimp Your Strat list…

    Btw, I stumbled across your blog by pure chance and I must say it’s a great idea. I have had this fetish since I was in grade school and can never get enough of Strats.

  10. Kobrowsky komentira:

    Lju djéso védno bóljza bavni, koso šeživi.

  11. Tibor Jablonsky komentira:

    Kaj se da kje dobiti posnetek celotnega koncerta iz LJ?

    Pozdrav

  12. Mr Mojo komentira:

    @Tibor: Celi posnetek ne obstaja. Kar pa obstaja, lahko dobiš pri meni. To je ene 5-6 komadov.

  13. Deodat komentira:

    @ besedilo v oglatih oklepajih je nerazumljivo …

    Mislim, da bi v tistem oklepajčku z zvezdico lahko pisalo: “And some of you Italians, too. We don’t wanna leave you Trieste folks out.”

    Nič ne bi imel proti, če objaviš tudi ostalih 5-6 komadov :)

    Lep pozdrav!

  14. Mr. Mojo komentira:

    Res je! Točno to reče. Hvala :) Glede objave ostalih komadov – si morda frend od Sašota? Kajti z njim sem že zmenjen, da ti posreduje posnetke.

  15. Deodat komentira:

    Huh, to je bilo pa ekspresno …

    Ja, jaz sem tisti. Priznam, da se mi cedijo sline. Ipak gre (na nek način) za zgodovinski dogodek.

    Za posnetke se ti pa vnaprej zahvaljujem!

  16. iztok komentira:

    Če prav razumem, Mr. Mojo, razpolagaš z delnim posnetkom Zappinega Ljubljanskega koncerta. je to mogoče kako dobiti?

  17. Mr. Mojo komentira:

    @Deodat: Upam, da si dobil.

    @iztok: seveda, evangelij je treba širiti. Če imaš gmail account, ti lahko pošljem komad o komad po mailu (največji je cca 17 MB). Sporoči in dobiš (bolj/manj prec ;)

  18. seamus komentira:

    hu, jest mam gmail account :D :D In se pokorno javljam, da bi to imel ;)

  19. iztok komentira:

    mr. mojo, tujle je moj gmail: iztoksven@gmail.com. Hvala za nesebično širjenje evangelija. amen. :)

  20. iztok komentira:

    lahko prosim še navedeš vir tega posnetka (kdo ga je posnel, s kakšno napravo…)

  21. Mr. Mojo komentira:

    Info, ki sem ga dobil takrat na alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.bootlegs:

    22-Nov 1975, Ljubljana, Yugoslavia 55 min, Aud, C+ (47 mins here, but better sound /BF)

    Stinkfoot, Dirty Love, Black Napkins (FZPTMOFZ), Advance Romance, Honey Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?, The Illinois Enema Bandit, Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy, *(Lonely Little Girl, drum solo)

    *missing

    A BengoFury tape rip…

    Skratka, C+ audience recording. Če ne bi šlo za Ljubljano, ga ne bi niti povohal :)

  22. iztok komentira:

    hja, to ti verjamem. imam kar nekaj njegovih bootlegov, ki imajo za mene bolj kolekcionarno vrednost kot pa dejansko dajejo užitka ob poslušanju. Imaš še kakšen njegov zanimiv posnetek?

  23. Mr. Mojo komentira:

    Imam, nešteto. Na žalost so ti posnetki v eni izmed 928347612983746912837641298376491283461238746 tortic, ki se valjajo po omari in bi rabil celo večnost, da jih zbrskam. Takrat, ko sem tole pisal, sem se potrudil in poiskal Live in Ljubljana, ga skopiral na HD, zato ga lahko brez problema pošljem naprej.

    Sicer pa hint: nabavi si account na kakšnem news serverju (sam uporabljam Easynews.com že cca. od leta 2000) in spremljaj alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.bootlegs, alt.binaries.zappafiles ali alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.zappa. V največ enem letu boš imel vse, kar se splača imeti. In še nešteto drugih zanimivih posnetkov (ki se bodo potem valjali po torticah v omarah) ;)

  24. iztok komentira:

    uh, sicer hvala za te nasvete vendar nisem tako strašno domač s spletom. teh zadev ne poznam.

  25. Mr. Mojo komentira:

    stvar je preprosta: http://www.easynews.com ;)

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